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Just look at him. He even looks like a total dick.
Mike Leon is pretty much seventy five kilos of pure awesomeness. He enjoys writing movie scripts, watching movies, thrash metal, everything related to Warhammer 40,000, geek culture, internet memes, Lloyd Kaufman, guns, super heroes, electric guitars, cage fighting, Cthulhu, Mountain Dew, submarine sandwiches, red heads, strippers, red head strippers, and talking about himself in the third person. He has an (entirely worthless)English Literature degree from the University of Cincinnati. He works odd jobs at various places doing various things while spending all the rest of his time writing scripts. He has seen more movies than you. Most of them were terrible. He got a girl to throw a drink in his face once. He often ends up fighting crime, even though it is not his job, and one time he pulled a huge gun on some hood rat. He HATES hood rats. He also hates hippies, country music, people with no aspirations, poetry, communists, people who leave those little cards tucked under your windshield wipers, pyramid scammers, wind-up music boxes, yappy dogs, Jane Austen, the guys in the T-mobile kiosk at the mall that hustle you when you’re walking by, Diet Mountain Dew and people that try to take away the things that he likes.
