11.23
Went to mall at three. Walked through sea of filth on way to Hot Topic store. Mall cries with pain of dying woman raped to death by blacks and Mexicans. Not enough of me to kill all blacks and Mexicans.
Bought team Edward shirt. Got I like boys that sparkle pin to affix to face. Jacob too brown. Brown people plague upon society reigning down destruction like mortar blast crashing through roof of school building to kill hundreds of innocent children. Can only hope another smallpox comes to wash away ocean of sin made with brown godlessness.
Went to Friday’s. Waitress asked if came from costume party. Told her have looked down into pit and seen screaming faces of thousand burning souls. Ordered petite sirloin from right portion right price menu. Anything else too much food.
Used Friday’s bathroom. Was out of seat covers so had to line seat with tp again. Had blowers instead of paper towel dispenser. God has given up on us.
Saw New Moon fourth time after Fridays. Is awful compared to books. Leaves out so much. Still not as bad as last Harry Potter. Girl in front of me texted during movie. Broke six of her fingers. Girl doesn’t text anymore.
Stopped at Borders to grab new Teen Beat with Jonas Brothers on cover. New Miley CD was on sale. Couldn’t resist. Saw fat guy pick up Al Franken book. Force fed him paperback Fountainhead till blood shot out his eye sockets.
Stopped at dry cleaners for extra trenchcoat. Forgot ticket. Had to go back. Got home just in time for Glenn Beck. Beck too easy on Obamacare. Sent him crucified baby rabbit with note. Said shape up or you’re next.
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